B-ri

GMail Goggles?

Oct
07
2008
by B-ri

Google has done it again.

Just in time for "Joe Six Pack" to enjoy the Presidential debates, Google Labs has released Mail Goggles. Mail Goggles, unlike beer googles, prevents you from doing stupid things.

So how does it work?

  1. You consume a fair amount of alcohol.
  2. You convince yourself that your boss is a jerk, or maybe that some significant other who screwed you over is indeed "the one" after all.
  3. You write an email to this person telling them how you really feel.
  4. You click send.
  5. Mail Goggles pops up and asks you 5 questions of 3rd grade math with a 60 second time limit.
  6. You fail to answer the questions, so the message does not get sent. Therfore, you avoid making an ass out of yourself.

Society Benefits

  • Less people getting fired would lead to a reduction in the unemployment rate.
  • Fewer bad relationships getting back together would lessen the number of divorces down the line.
  • A decline in restraining order applications would free up local court resources.
  • A reduction in the number of emails sent will free up much needed bandwidth for Celebrity Gossip and Miracle Diet advertisements.

My Ideas for Google Labs

  • Reply to All Confirmation - There's nothing like sending a snide comment to the whole company.
  • Mail Goggles Browser Plugin for SSL Pages - Prevent yourself from buying John Voigt's car on Ebay .
  • Sarcasm detection: puts any sarcastic comments that may be interpreted literally in italics.
So longHello
Outlook GMail, Google Calendar, TadaList
Office Google Docs
Trillian/AIM Google Chat
Project FogBugz, BaseCamp
Traditional CRMs SalesForce
PhotoShop LE, Picture Viewers, etc
 flickr, picasa

In the last few years, major developments have happened in the application world that have enabled me to completely abandon many of the win32 client programs that I have depended on for years. I have been reading about this phenomenon for a long time now, but we seem to be at a significant tipping point. At first, I never really bought into the fact that that web applications could even compete with traditional win32 and mac desktop applications.

The Astronauts

Sometime around 2001, I was working on my first AJAX enabled web application and saw first hand the limitations of trying to do anything overly interactive within a web browser (heck, we were dealing with netscape 4.7 and IE 5 at the time). In fact, it wasn't even yet called AJAX at that time, I think we were calling XML Sockets or something to that effect. Anyhow, around this time many of the big thinkers (or architecture astronauts, as Joel calls them) out there on the internets were beginning to tout the end of desktop computing as we know it. They talked about how in the future, we would store all of our files and applications online, and that we could access them from anywhere. I think "Passport" was actually supposed to be a significant step toward this utopian computing ideal. At the time, I thought it sounded like a great direction, but I wasn't about to hold my breath due my experience in developing rich web applications and first hand knowledge of how terrible and inconsistent the world of web browsers was (and still is, although improving).

Fast Forward a Whole Bunch of Years

With an influx of social networking sites, it is important for businesses to not only utilize these sites, but use them when appropriate. We decided to break-down the top social sites according to their relation to business objectives.

Networking and Recruiting

  • Xing - Professionals can network with one another with access to world-wide companies, search opportunities and find experts through the Business Accelerator application.
  • Linkedin - Allows you to connect and network with other professionals for business related purposes including, career opportunities, job candidates and partnerships.
  • Facebook - Connects friends across networks. Important for reaching a younger audience, recruiting, promotion and advertising.
  • Ryze - Business networking site allows you to create networks and recruit members, promote events and includes a classified section for jobs and announcements.
  • Plaxo - Online address book keeps contact information up to date, organizes contacts and connects people
  • Tribe - Unique to each city, users can create a network, connect with other members and search/post events, reviews and restaurants.
  • Collegerecruiter.com - Looking for qualified entry-level candidates, start here.
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